January 2012
57 posts
askolive:
Leaf, your drawings are really cute! I never knew you were an artist.
Neither did I!! Oh my gosh, they’re precious!
Anonymous asked: what do you think of marcy?
Anonymous asked: Do you like hugs?
Anonymous asked: do you like practicing yoga?
ask-chip:
You can suck me up, Schwartzy. I can’t believe you’re acting like this was my fault.
I’d prefer not to, Tolentino. Excuse me, but I never said it was ALL your fault! But clearly, it wasn’t completely mine either.
Ahem.
So, as you all have seen from Chip’s recent (whiny AND MELODRAMATIC) post, the picnic was not quite up to par with SOME people’s UNREALISTIC standards (cough, cough CHIP TOLENTINO).
But surely this was not ALL my fault. Just because one of my fathers is slightly overenthusiastic doesn’t mean I should receive all the blame. How do expect Dan Dad to have memorized all of the...
Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen a play or stage show?
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ask-chip replied to your post: Have you ever gone on a trip out of the country?
YOU. ARE. ADOPTED.
Once again, CHIP! Surrogate mother! Mixed sperm!! I thought we went over this previously! Not adopted! My birthmother lives in Kansas, I still write letters to her all the time, she gave birth to me, she was my surrogate mother!
Look, if you ever need a refresh, here is...
Anonymous asked: Have you ever gone on a trip out of the country?
Anonymous asked: How did it feel getting as far as you did in the Bee, knowing that you were the youngest competitor?
ask-chip asked: For ONE, we are NOTHING like you and Brooklyn Peters. The two relationships are completely different so don't compare them. For another, we don't have a bromance. That isn't even a word. There's a red squiggly line under it as I'm typing. Stop it!
ask-chip asked: It isn't cute. What's cute about it?
ask-chip asked: I saw you like those posts, Logainne. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
Anonymous asked: What are you bringing to the picnic? --Will B.
Wow guys, it’s just so great to see everything get excited and congregating for such a special cause so near to my heart! I’d like to take a moment and thank every single one of you for helping to expand my GSA, and of course I’d like to thank my two fathers, Dan Schwartz and Carl Grubenierre, even though they’ll never see this message! If it wasn’t for all of you,...
askmrbarfee:
askconeybear:
asklogainne:
askmrbarfee:
So it seems that we’re all in this Gay-Straight Alliance together. This should be interesting.
What do we do now?
Well, gosh..I’ve never had really any people in my Gay-Straight Alliance before! At least ones that actually speak or are not related to me!! WOW! So I read the GSA website online for activities, and it says some good...
askmrbarfee:
So it seems that we’re all in this Gay-Straight Alliance together. This should be interesting.
What do we do now?
Well, gosh..I’ve never had really any people in my Gay-Straight Alliance before! At least ones that actually speak or are not related to me!! WOW! So I read the GSA website online for activities, and it says some good ideas are things like parades (which Chip...
ask-chip:
askconeybear:
ask-chip:
Okay, Logainne, Leaf, Marcy… and others… I’m in.
YAY! i found a cat that is perfect for this situation!
Yeah, well…
Thanks for joining Chip!!!
ask-chip asked: I don't care! Either he goes, or I go!
ask-chip asked: WAIT. Wait, wait. Barfee is a member of the GSA now? If he's in, I'm out. I don't want to put up with his shit. Why the hell would you let him join?
ask-chip:
asklogainne:
ask-chip:
asklogainne:
ask-chip replied to your post: Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre— please spell “sodomize”.
HA HA HA!
Fancy that you’d find that funny, Mister Peodeiktophilia and cuddly kitten gif!
What, is there something wrong with cuddly kittens? Now look who’s being judgmental. Kittens are cute, so what? I can’t like kittens? Maybe I wanted to send my friend...
ask-chip:
asklogainne:
ask-chip replied to your post: Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre— please spell “sodomize”.
HA HA HA!
Fancy that you’d find that funny, Mister Peodeiktophilia and cuddly kitten gif!
What, is there something wrong with cuddly kittens? Now look who’s being judgmental. Kittens are cute, so what? I can’t like kittens? Maybe I wanted to send my friend something he would like,...
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ask-chip replied to your post: Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre— please spell “sodomize”.
HA HA HA!
Fancy that you’d find that funny, Mister Peodeiktophilia and cuddly kitten gif!
Anonymous asked: Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre-- please spell "sodomize".
askmrbarfee:
I would like to formally announce that, after careful consideration, I, William Morris B., have decided to become a member of Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre’s Gay-Straight Alliance. The group will be bettered by my presence, and the presence of my skill in both problem-solving and diplomacy. I hope that by our involvement we will be able to make a difference in the gay community,...
Excuse me?
askmrbarfee:
asklogainne:
askmrbarfee:
Has anyone ever told you that you talk too much? That can be a rather unpleasant trait when you don’t have anything interesting to say.
Actually yes, but I think it’s useful when it comes to some things, such as debates and speeches. Carl Dad says that being able to prove a point is an excellent thing to be able to do! And it’s a little more than...
askconeybear:
asklogainne:
askconeybear:
oh, no, everyone’s fighting… maybe we should all just calm down! my parents made brownies, and if i could share them, i would! maybe i could post pictures? would that work? :c
While I appreciate the offer, looking at some brownies would not really help this situation.. what kind are they??
they’re double fudge brownies! their own special...
Excuse me?
askmrbarfee:
asklogainne:
Sorry, I didn’t mean to repeat myself! It isn’t a “silly little club”, for your information, it’s a student organization that stands up for the rights of the LGBTQ* community and offers them support! Well, you’re welcome for the invitation then. What are you busy doing, hmm? During the bee, you seemed to not have had much of a social life, if I must put it bluntly!...
askconeybear:
oh, no, everyone’s fighting… maybe we should all just calm down! my parents made brownies, and if i could share them, i would! maybe i could post pictures? would that work? :c
While I appreciate the offer, looking at some brownies would not really help this situation.. what kind are they??
Excuse me?
askmrbarfee:
asklogainne:
askmrbarfee:
What’s this about a club?
Who decided to invite Chip Tolentino and not me?
Not that I’m going to join, but I would appreciate the courtesy of an invitation.
Hi William! I apologize, I didn’t realize you’d be interested!! It’s my GSA alliance club that’s at my school!!! I’m trying to get everyone to join because wouldn’t be absolutely wonderful to...
Excuse me?
askmrbarfee:
What’s this about a club?
Who decided to invite Chip Tolentino and not me?
Not that I’m going to join, but I would appreciate the courtesy of an invitation.
Hi William! I apologize, I didn’t realize you’d be interested!! It’s my GSA alliance club that’s at my school!!! I’m trying to get everyone to join because wouldn’t be absolutely wonderful...
I would like to clarify my stance on the GSA...
ask-chip:
At this point, I’m only a tentative member of Logainne’s Gay-Straight Alliance Club. I haven’t decided yet whether or not I’m going to join for real. Only time will tell. I still think it’s kind of stupid, but some of the things Logainne said about it sound interesting to me. I’m going to check it out, even though I’m obviously not gay, and then I’ll decide whether or not I’ll join for...
Anonymous asked: i like parties a lot! :D i think we're going to have a lot of fun in the GSA! and i hope chip will join-- i hope everyone joins! -- Leaf
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ask-chip replied to your post: ask-chip replied to your post: ask-chip replied to…
Okay, sure. I guess I’ll join. As long as I don’t have to march in any stupid parades. Maybe we could have a picnic or something.
This is just absolutely perfect! Okay, I’ll see if Marcy and Olive and Marigold will join! I promise you that you will not regret your wise decision to become a better...
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ask-chip replied to your post: ask-chip replied to your post: ask-chip replied to…
I’m not marching in any parades.
Then I suppose we could save those activities for involved members.. But you know, we could still do stuff, right? Like, you guys would all be welcome to contribute with some snazzy ideas and we would take a majority-rules vote, like a democracy, but without radical...
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ask-chip replied to your post: ask-chip replied to your post: ask-chip replied to…
I guess I might join, if THEY did… What do you do at Gay Straight Alliance club?
That’s awesome!!! I’m sure you guys would be great additions to our already strong, super swell club of five.
Well, like I said when I answered your question about what it was.. Long story short, once we went on a...
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ask-chip replied to your post: ask-chip replied to your post: Leaf can’t be in…
…You think Marcy and Marigold would join?
I mean, I haven’t really thought to ask them yet but I’m sure that they wouldn’t refuse.. If they joined, would you?? That would be so cool! We’d be up to eight members, of course, not including me. Adding me in, we’d be up to nine, which...
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ask-chip replied to your post: Leaf can’t be in your gays and lesbians club. He doesn’t even know what gay means!
I say that I’m not joining your gays and lesbians club because I DO know what gay means, and I don’t want to be involved in it.
Oh.. what makes you say that? It’s a really good cause to be involved in! Plus, you could see Marcy, if you joined, ya know.. Maybe we could even get...
ask-chip asked: Leaf can't be in your gays and lesbians club. He doesn't even know what gay means!
Anonymous asked: do you think i could join your GSA, logainne? i'd really like to! it sounds like fun! -- leaf
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ask-chip replied to your post: What’s a Gay And Straight Alliance and why are you captain of one?
So are you a lesbian?
Just because I am a strong supporter of LGBTQ* rights does not mean that I’m a lesbian!
But I am questioning..
ask-chip asked: What's a Gay And Straight Alliance and why are you captain of one?
Anonymous asked: I'm athletic, intelligent, and funny, but lately I've had real trouble making friends. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Should I try hanging out with a different group of people? -- Unfortunate In Love
ask-chip:
askconeybear:
ask-chip:
oh SHIT i hope nobody saw that
saw what, chip? :?
Noth
iiiiiiing
No, Chip, go ahead and tell us!
ask-chip asked: I'm sure that you're fat as a pig!
ask-chip asked: Those were circumstances out of my control and you know it, Schwartzengroowhateverthehellitis!
Anonymous asked: Is Chip bothering you? I could straighten him out a little more if you want me to. - Olive
ask-chip asked: Fuck you! That was an isolated incident! You're just all pissed off because you know I'm right.
ask-chip asked: You're not even actually biracial. You're adopted, duh.
